A new blogging paradigm

This post from way back in January set me thinking. Not the main body, which is quite entertaining, but the first line. Since I'm sure you have better things to do than click on my links, here it is:

Like all bloggers, I’m a fat beardo with rubbish hair.

Well, enough is enough. Today I'm rebelling against the blogging stereotypes. No more will I be just like the next blogger (who, today, appears to be in South Korea, has neat hair, no beard and looks relatively slim from the photo). From now on, I will blog uniquely, in my own way, blazing a new trail and setting a new standard.

Yes, the beard's come off (again).