Conversation on a street corner in Soho

Woman: Hello. Hey you're really tall. Don't worry, I'm not going to stun you or anything - I'm like a midget compared to you. Anyway, I wondered if you'd like to know about the catalogue of ladies we have in the area.

Me (trying not to smirk at the idea of a catalogue of prostitutes): No thanks, I'm not interested.

(I turn and walk away)

Woman : We have boys as well

(For some reason I find this hilarious. and spend the next thirty seconds trying not to snigger)