Rude Television

Bill Odie (previously discussed by me here) outdid himself last night on Autumnwatch by stating that "this is a much more typical beaver shot, so to speak"[1].

The world is clearly ready for my new sexually explicit gameshow - "Clit or Miss".

For the alternative to this gameshow, here's Fry and Laurie:

(Thanks to Jim for the suggestion)

[1] while talking about a bit of film about a beaver.