365 Poems in 365 Days: The Ballad of Neil and Stan (in a van)

Number 136, a true story.

Neil and Stan in a van
They're on the road with a plan
Not hanging out getting a tan
Or playing shooters over a LAN
It's Neil and Stan in a van

In a van it's Stan and Neil
Stan's the one behind the wheel
On to Aylsford to make a deal
We're not going to stop for a meal
In a van it's Stan and Neil

Neil in a van and also Stan
The dashboard bleeps - it's not the fan
It's mysterious beyond the knowledge of man
We'll keep going as long as we can
Neil in a van and also Stan